Hiking hand-over-hand to an obscure alpine lake, you're sure you'll be the only person enjoying the pristine waters above. Once there, you're shocked to find another hiker out chilling you in their Grand Trunk Printed Double Parachute Hammock. While enjoying the cocoon made entirely from parachute nylon, the suspended laze connoisseur soaks up the mingled shade and sun while trading glances between their paperback and the crags in the distance. Left to your own devices, you find a rough piece of granite to awkwardly lean against, but a twig keeps jabbing your back, and sap just got all over your shorts--you should have brought the Grand Trunk Printed Double Parachute Hammock.