Royalty Protection Program Are you royalty? Are you on the run? Well, let us assure you: you aren't the first and you won't be the last. Don't worry, you don't have to explain it to us. We don't care if it's an evil stepparent, a wicked witch, a dragon with a vendetta, or just a really angry fairy: we've got your back. You see, princes, princesses, and other various assorted royalty usually have to run from something. Sometimes it's a family thing, sometimes is a wealth and power thing, but it's nothing to be ashamed of. Really. It's happened to the best of them. Which is why we have taken it upon ourselves to help out those roaming rulers. Those hiding hierarchs. No, no, don't thank us. We're just doing what we can for the kingdom, and that help often comes in the form of exceptional disguises. And for you, dear sire? Nothing but the best. Fun Details If you're ready to go into hiding, we recommend our Deluxe Adult Frog Costume. This lovely little number has a velour shell, satin lining, and fiberfill stuffing to give your froggy-self a healthy plumpness. The green bodysuit has a zipper up the back and padded belly. The gloves are attached to the suit and both they and the shoe covers have webbed-toes and elastic to help stay in place. The hood has a soft-sculpted froggy face on top and a hook and loop fastener under the chin. This outfit even comes in child and toddler sizes if the whole royal family needs a disguise as well. Ribbit? Sorry? Why a frog? Well, we thought it was obvious. Frogs are cute. Inconspicuous. Also, since so many witches have turned royalty into frogs in the past, we figure that already being a frog means those nasty villains won't even notice you. Now if your royal highness would like to practice, we highly recommend working on your croaks. Your ribbits. Like this...