Ok, so, here is the thing. We are all sort of out of shape, sort of goofy, sort of lovable guys who just un-ambitiously (but hilariously) putz around the office on a day-to-day basis--well, at least most of us are. But just like a certain resident of rural Indiana, we too can become a pretty crazy awesome Star Lord of the universe; if a guy like Peter Quill can get off his butt, so can we! We mean, we'd probably have to hit the gym forever, and learn to fight, and get brave, and get a six-pack, and become witty; oh, and also be abducted by aliens into a completely different but still survivable galaxy. Who are we kidding? Just get this Deluxe Adult Star Lord Costume and we can save ourselves a whole lot of hassle and inconvenient effort. Who wants to trade in mozzarella sticks and hamburgers for kale shakes and protein powder drinks? Not most of us, that's for sure. And in any case, this costume is pretty cool, and makes up most of the difference. Seriously, just look at it, the iconic brown jacket has attached foam armor on the shoulders and arms, the bandolier is sewn to the right shoulder and attaches at the left hip, and the molded mask is secured with an elastic band, including a mesh-covered eye opening. With this officially licensed costume, you too can become Star Lord and protect the galaxy from sure destruction!