Chinese food is something of a small miracle. There's a Chinese restaurant in almost every city. It's comfort food, but it also stretches the palate with new tastes and combinations. It's not quite junk food, not quite super healthy. There are noodles, vegetables, many different meats, but it's not casserole or soup, something completely different. And just imagine how much worse our lives would be without it. All of us have that favorite spot that we love to hit right before close after a night of hitting the town. Or that jewel in the rough that doesn't look like much from the outside, but when you try their food, it's magic. Just think of all the TV cops who wouldn't have chopsticks and a to-go container to hold while they were trying to break the big case. They always realize the biggest clue was totally obvious after they mull it over with a big piece of broccoli or chicken. Yeah, that take out container and chopsticks, nothing is cooler than that. It's such a cool cultural icon, in fact, that it seemed like a good idea to make a Halloween costume out of it. Presenting the Chinese Take Out Costume! This 100% polyester outfit comes with fabric noodles and veggies on top, flaps on the sides, and a silver metallic foam handle to look as close to authentic as possible. Imagine how much everyone will love you when you walk into the Halloween party dressed as their favorite miracle food? We're guessing that people will just eat you right up.