What's the most interesting escape vehicle you've ever rode into the sunset on? Maybe you've ridden a motorcycle into a moving van and ridden away that way. Maybe you've slipped onto a train just as your pursuer grabs at your coat tail. As cool as those escapes are they are nothing compared to Jack Sparrow's ridiculous escape by run-away building. Yeah, that was an escape that can never be topped! We knew the Captain had commandeered our hearts as soon as we saw him sailing up to the dock on the tip of the crow's nest on his sinking ship. That's a great way to avoid paying for parking! We don't have to tell you all the reasons there are to love him but we will. He's got a great sense of style, he's quick on the draw, and he's good with his words. The best part? No matter how big the screen gets we don't have to smell him. He's spent too many nights sleeping off a bottle of rum and the closest thing he's ever had to a bath is when he jumped into the ocean to save Elizabeth Swan years back. Now, you don't have to give up bathing to pull off a convincing Jack Sparrow. All you need to do is don this intricate costume, practice your swagger, and follow up every statement with, "Savvy?". This look is layered with tulle, scarves, and silk making up a tunic under the attached captain's jacket. You'll also get a pair of legging to go with some sturdy boots and a mini-version of Jack's trusty hat. Now all you need is that compass to show you the way! And remember to sass your pursuers no matter how you're executing your getaway. For greatest annoyance try, "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"