Whenever you catch a glimpse of a superhero in public, there's always one jokester who thinks it's funny to feign nearsightedness. It's a bird... It's a plane... It's really annoying when somebody says that! Because a superhero always wants to help people, but there's nothing more important than staying focused on the task at hand. So our hero really has to fight the urge to make an extra stop and help that poor fellow see his way to a pair of glasses or contact lenses. The fate of the world may hang in the balance! So your life might be a little less complicated if you wear a pair of Kid's Red Deluxe Superhero Boots the next time you take to the skies above the big city. These superb boots will make sure you fit the profile of the dashing crimefighter you truly are, instead of the flying optometrist some people make you out to be!